This brief article is specifically for coffee enthusiasts, connoisseurs, snobs, etc. We get to the point because there’s no time to lose when talking about highly prized and sought after coffee beans.

If you enjoy a cup of coffee from your local gas station or home-brewed from grocery store pre-ground bags—lovingly and without judgment—I ask that you step aside and make way for those seeking the best of the best because the coffee beans we’re dealing with here are not ordinary or readily available. They are exclusive, divine and . . .

• Hail from Colombia, a country considered to have some of the best quality coffee.

• Cultivated by a “processing obsessive” man who calls himself “The Alchemist”— an agroindustrial engineer by trade with graduate-level studies in biotechnology. His actual name is Edwin Noreña.

• Undergo a level of care, innovation, and process rarely seen in the industry.

• Some of our favorite flavors include Jolly Rangers, Grape Soda, Bubble Gum, Candied Watermelon, Sangria, Hubba Bubba, and Passionfruit.

• The results are a mind-blowing tasting experience.

In our humble opinion, these wildly imaginative beans produce the best coffee in the world. Inventory goes FAST so shop the collection and get to brewing.